*cue music*

Hello, it’s me
I was wondering if you’re still looking for a sublease
For spring semester of 2018
They say that Abbey West Apartments
are pretty great

Hellooo, you’re in luck
I’m subleasing my Abbey West apartment this spring
when I was living here, wild and free
I’d forgotten how it felt to look for a sublease

Now i need someone to take my leeeeease
And start living at this plaaaace

Abbey West is amaziiiiiiing
There’s a pool, tanning bed, and treeeeats
at the clubhouse, and there are also lots of dogs
And if you have a kitty, well you are also in luck

My roommate has a cool caaat
His name is Haze and he’s grayish black
and loves to cuddle, yeah, a cuddly cat
so if you’re allergic, that’s too bad, i’m sorry ‘bout that

Rent is $460
and there’s a utility package included in that
We pay for internet
And we stream our shows with the help of a google chromecast

I have 3 other roommaaaaates
And they are all pretty greeeeat

So come sublease this awesome plaaaace
I promise it is not a waaaaste
of your time, I’ll even help you apply
to become my subleaser, it’s a piece of pie

Message me for more detaaaaails
I’ll reply quick, without a fail
Cause I know you’ll really like this place
With a comfy bed and a private space, oh yeaaa

Ooooooooooh yeaaa, you will
Oooooh yeaaaaaa, you will
Oooooooooh yea, you will
You willl

So come sublease my pretty plaaaace
with a private bathroom and lots of space
Like I said, I’ll even help you apply
to become my subleaser, it’s a piece of pie